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‘I, Frankenstein’

Oh good, it’s Underworld only with Frankensteins and gargoyles(?). Good to know the producers decided to branch out and take two other monster creatures and make them into ridiculous parodies. Will it spark a round of everything being gargoyles and Frankensteins? Will we soon have Gargoyle U? Frankenstein Academy? Patchwork Gigolo? He Who Burns the Monster? The orange and blue gods say, “GOOD LORD, I HOPE NOT!”

Also, Bill Nighy. Is he playing the same character as in Underworld? Because if he isn’t, someone should tell him he is generally awesome and sadly this is the same character as in Underworld.

All previous names for movie/TV show ideas are mine, Hollywood. I know they sound amazing and all, but MINE!

I recently read the review of ‘The Green Lantern’ over at http://www.thesuperficial.com and while I knew it would be a horrible pile of doo-doo, I guess others didn’t. Anyhow, the review mentions board game movie adaptations (which are a reality) and cereal adaptations, so as a fun project I am going to create movie adaptations of popular breakfast cereals over the years. Stay tuned…