It’s been a long time since I posted, ridiculed, or praised something and after watching this trailer I had to immediately run to the ol’ computer. Why? Because this trailer and movie are so stupid.

I mean, the fact that it’s called a ‘Saga’ is bad enough! I know the target audience is 14 year old girls, but give them some credit at least. This is so melodramatic and cheesy, but not in the True Blood-cheesy sort of way, just a straight-up cheesy way.

I can’t tell you how many times I have been invited to an event, I get upset, run outside in the rain while my Indian father in a scooter rides out after me, tear my shirt off and run away. It happens monthly and I have to say it gets old. I feel for you beady-eyed pig-faced boy!

I also really love how Kristen Stewart is playing this annoying-ass character who is supposed to be marrying and getting pregnant by someone she “loves” yet still has this expression on her face in every scene that says: “Whatever, I guess, yeah, I care, whatever.”

I know I am not the target audience, but this melo-dramatic blob of ridiculousness is just insulting to the 14 year olds it’s aimed at. And seriously, twelve movies in (I don’t know how many films there have been, I assume 12) and they still have SFX that look like a pile of shit? Oh, and this is apparently a Part 1, just like the last Harry Potter only dumb.

Here’s the trailer for your viewing “enjoyment”: